Shoe emergency
She called me last night. "Mom, I have a shoe emergency!"
A what????
A shoe emergency. "I just broke the strap on my shoe, and that means I don't have any shoes to wear. Can you take all my shoes to the shoemaker?"
"What do you mean, 'all' of your shoes?"
"I have three pair of wedgies, broke a strap on each pair. I have no shoes to wear to work. I'm running out now to buy a pair for tomorrow. Can you take my shoes to the shoemaker?"
Mind you, this is my 25 year old daughter, the one with a good-paying job and an apartment of her own. From her tone, one would think that there wasn't a shoemaker to be found anywhere on the island of Manhattan ...
She's fortunate that her aunts had theater tickets last night ... a trip to the shoemaker is in my immediate future.
This is why I only wear mules...
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