The Dark and Scary Place

Dermatologist called the house  and left a message asking me to call her office.

So I found an empty conference room at lunchtime (didn't want to call from a cubicle, where everyone can eavesdrop).

Bad news.

The lesion on my neck shows "atypical" cells.  And the one on my nose is "precancerous".  Both need to be removed.

Dermatologist can do the nose but I have to see a plastic surgeon for my neck.

Let the nightmares begin.